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  • butterchicken
    04-28 02:10 PM
    DOL Proposed Legislation for Labor Certification

    In an attempt to clamp down on fraud in the labor certification application process, the Department of Labor (�DOL�) has proposed regulations, which would impact both pre-PERM and PERM filings. The proposal includes requiring employers to pay for all costs and fees associated with a labor certification application. The penalties for violating this proposal include denial of the labor certification, revocation, debarment, or any combination. Debarment means an employer can not file a labor certification application for up to three years.

    A labor certification application would also have a limited validity period. Currently a labor certification application is valid without limitation unless it is revoked or withdrawn. Under the proposed regulations, an employer must file an immigrant petition with the CIS within 45 days of the labor certification application approval. For applications which have already been certified, an employer must file within 45 days of the enactment of final rule implementing the regulations. If the labor certification application is not filed within this timeframe, it will expire and can not be used to support an immigrant petition.

    The proposed regulations also prohibit substitution. Substitution occurs when an employer has an approved labor certification application, but the individual that was originally listed in the labor certification application is no longer being sponsored. An employer could �substitute� a new employee into the labor certification application if the new employee met the minimum requirements listed in the labor certification application at the time the application was initially filed. Concerned that substitution encouraged fraud, DOL proposes to eliminate substitution.

    Finally, the proposed rule prohibits a labor certification application to be sold, bartered or purchased. If an individual or entity is found to have engaged in this kind of transaction, the labor certification application can be denied, revoked, debarment, or any combination.





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  • nixstor
    09-27 02:11 PM
    Lou Dobbs need to talk to Heenan and not the vice-versa :)





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  • chandupatla
    02-25 10:13 AM
    Hi..I already searched in the google..But i didn't get the information..Please let me know if u have any details regarding license.





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  • willigetgc?
    01-21 12:15 PM
    I am speculating this. Elite people in USA predicted this situation in early 90s and they put Country quota. We all knew that countries like UK, Germany, France are Staunch Allies of USA for many decades. So USA did not want those country persons to wait years . India was least favored country in past due to many political reasons. Though it is changing now still USA may like to give preference to many of their close Allies. Canada had TN Visa but India does not have similar thing. If this is a speculation then it is possible to change Country Quota. I strongly believe that it is easier to increase GC quota or recapture bill than removing country quota.

    The country quota extends to all the nations and is not specific to few countries (India, China....) UK, Germany, France have country limits too, its just that their countries are not oversubscribed like India, China...

    Country quota has no place in employment based green card system. The skill set that I have and that my employer seeks has nothing to do with the country that I was born in!



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  • ajju
    08-28 04:08 PM
    Hello fellow IV members,

    I am hoping to port to a new job using AC21. I contacted my attorney with various questions about the process, but she told me that she can not respond to my questions because she represents me as well as the current company I work for. For those of you who are looking to port or have already done so, did you face a similar situation - where your attorney could not advise and assist you through the process of porting? How did you resolve this situation? Did you have to find another attorney to help you with porting to a new job?

    Thanks for your help.

    What kind of help are you looking for?? Its all in the IV forums about AC21... You need nothing... If you think your employer may revoke your approved I-140.. then you need to inform USCIS of your using AC21 to do a job change... If your I-140 is not approved yet.. you need to wait...

    All the needed details would be in AC21 threads...





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  • shivarajan
    02-15 02:12 PM
    1. In case of foreign currency payment, u can always walk to airline's kiosk in nearest airport and make a payment using any CC in USD.

    2. Different travel sites have quota from airlines and they show different route/sector for different $$, so no one is best at all times!

    2. Use aggregation search site like http://www.mobissimo.com to find best deals!



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  • Cataphract
    05-25 08:53 AM
    I just read this article in the paper today and wanted to share it with all of you.

    It seems the general media has an impression that this CIR bill is a boon for the legal, skillled immigrant population, now we all know how true that is.

    No one it seems has bothered to did deep enough to find out about the true perils of this bill, from the legal immigrants standpoint. That is where we need to also focus our resources.

    I truly think that the conservative commentators who write on the op-ed pages of Washington Post, New York Times a and WSJ are our best bets in these tough times. Believe it or not, in the last few days I have read more than a few articles where they have addressed the new bill and have come out in support of legal, skilled immigrants rather than the liberals who are all gung-ho for the the low skilled population and care too much about still preserving family ties and encouraging chain migration. If we were to email something to say, George Will, Charles Krauthammer (I truly despise this right wing nut, but still) or even Robert Novak, there is a good chance they will address this issue.

    I think we should develop a stinging rebuke (i know we already have, but this will be a very, very simpler version without all the clause quotations and targeted directly to the laymen), in the form of an Op-Ed piece that addresses in a point-by-point basis some of the most unfavorable provisions that this bill is littered with and also address the misinformation that is being spread suggesting that all of us legal skilled immigrants are going to come out way ahead once this bill passes.

    I think we have a very good chance getting it published in one of these papers and it will have a huge impact.

    This truly is make or break point for us and thanks everyone for doing their part. I just hope our lobbyists are aware of this predicament and that how damaging it will be to our interests if this bill passes.

    Btw, just saw this poll/article on NYT about how most Americans are in favor of the guest worker program and legalizing illegals.


    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/25/us/25poll.html?hp

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/24/AR2007052402605.html?hpid=topnews


    For some reason my uploads of PDF's failed, so I am adding links.





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  • transpass
    08-14 06:46 PM
    Secondly, on a different note, I am not sure who did it or why, someone gave me a red dot.

    Is red dot more important than getting answers for your situation? Why do you care dude? :D



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  • jackisback
    05-04 12:08 PM
    Should this not come from USCIS rather than coming from AILA? I would think this should be a press release or "news" on the USCIS website if they are starting this pilot.

    Are we supposed to be worried about sending this email since someone has got access to the AILA letter and posted it here in IV?

    This should be coming from USCIS or the attorney's offices...





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  • minimalist
    06-10 02:54 PM
    Copy of 485 receipt
    Copy Front and back of current EAD
    Photos with A# and name in the back (With Pencil/Felt Pen)
    Check for 340 Payable to US Department of Homeland Security" (with A#/Name in the memo section) -- Separate checks



    Thanks for encouragement,
    It's always scary the first time. : )

    Re. Check caching - just FYI, now-a-days, they copy the check, convert it to EFT and destroy the original so getting case number from copy may not work.

    Also do I write A# on back of photos or something else? Any idea if there are restrictions for using pen or pencil or such?

    thanks again,
    NS



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  • yhhou22
    10-22 09:40 AM
    EB2 June filer of I 485
    PD Aug 15 2005
    RD of I 485 June 1st 2007
    EAD approval August 28 2007
    AP approval Sept 4 2007
    I485 approval Oct 4 2007
    From China
    NSC





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  • betoaguirre
    01-03 01:16 PM
    Hello friends:
    I am also insterestred in joining the OK state chapter and start taking some action. I am a restrogression victim as probably you all are.
    What to do?
    Thnx...



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  • babu123
    04-11 07:42 PM
    If you got your labor approved and if you apply I-140 before December, you are eligible to get extension for 1 year.
    If you got your labor approved and if your I-140 is approved before December, you will be eligible to get extension for 3 years.
    So hurry up and Good Luck.





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  • Hinglish
    03-05 12:18 PM
    My wife had Henna on her hand when she went for her FP. The officer asked her did not take her finger prints and asked her to send that letter to their office by mail for re-scheduling the appointment. She sent the letter and got another appointment within 40 days. No problems in the second appearance.

    That is stupid .... how does having henna affect fingerprints???
    I think that officer didnt have any common sense left .... but then who are we to argue



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  • xlr8r
    07-17 04:53 PM
    Where did you see this? I can see the Aug bulletin but not your update.

    D. JULY EMPLOYMENT-BASED VISA AVAILABILITY

    After consulting with Citizenship and Immigration Services, the Visa Office advises readers that Visa Bulletin #107 (dated June 12) should be relied upon as the current July Visa Bulletin for purposes of determining Employment visa number availability, and that Visa Bulletin #108 (dated July 2) is hereby withdrawn.





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  • raminmd
    08-14 05:00 PM
    Hi all:

    I am a July 2nd filer and I was not married at the time of my green card application. My green card was files under EB2 and my priority date is March 06. I got married in November 07 and got my wife to the US under H4. When the dates became current for March 06, we sent my wife's 485 app in on the 2nd to USCIS. We got a rejection notice this Tuesday (12th) with a notice date of the 4th saying that her "priority date could not be established". My lawyer received the package back today and said that she thinks it was wrongfully rejected and everything was o.k. We were going to resend the application today.

    However, I just got an approval email for my I-485 and the online status has been changed to approved too.

    What are my options here? Will USCIS accept the application if we sent it in? Does this mean she is out of status?

    We are really worried. Has anyone been in this situation? What is the best way to resolve this?

    I can honestly say that I never thought I would look at my 485 approval and get depressed.

    Thanks.



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  • ItIsNotFunny
    11-12 10:37 AM
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  • kshitijnt
    01-23 04:32 PM
    I had written senator Feinstein about retrogression sometime last year. A response came 2 weeks later:

    "As of today federal healthcare is available to undocumented immigrants only in cases of emergencies. Undocumented immigranst are a drain on federal resources. Blah blah blah........." Bull ****

    True Feinstein seems to be least sensitive to immigrant woes. Her husband is a rich investment banker so I guess she is more business friendly rather than grassroots friendly.

    Senator Boxer had replied

    " I believe every citizen should have a say in the country. I value your opinion and can assure you that it will be taken into consideration during my work in the senate on this topic"

    Much more polished. However it seems these are stereotype responses and I think senators do not read these emails. This is a sophisticated way of saying "Dont lecture me.... Mind your own business" This is how in America...


    That's certainly a lot better than the "spam" i got from Senator Feinstein.

    I just got some *#&$ about thanking me for supporting her blue card and AgJOBS initiatives, with not a mention on tackling retrogression issues.

    Hardly a huge surprise, but I'm writing back





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  • Almond
    07-17 07:53 PM
    ALMOND if i keep on asking you what is your name every single day , will you have patience to tell your name every single day !!! i understand your argument but as the so called "Highly Skilled" we need to be doing some research in background and not treat this forum as a paid service.

    Yes, yes, every single day, absolutely!! I promise. You know why? because if YOU ask me what my name is every day then you obviously have a bit of a mental problem (either slow in the brain or just forgetful as many of us are) so why shouldn't I help you , it's not your fault for being that way, I'm not better than you, why shouldn't I help you? Now, if different people come and ask me for my name then I will know they were not around when you asked me for it so they didn't hear it. You have a ton of new people who just found this place or are just registering. Not everyone on here is desi and not all desis are computer people and not everyone thinks forum/search forum/search google/then post like you and not everyone has your awesome computer skills. yes, knowing your way around the internetz is almost universal in this day and age but not many can do a successful search (trust me, you'd be surprised) You have to be patient. Would your ghandi be this way? We're your people. Different nationality, same situation. Be patient. It's good karma and you need it, considering you're here.





    glen
    03-08 09:57 AM
    Great! I have been speaking to my colleagues and friends about IV. Trying to spread awareness about IV. Most have registered :) but not all have contributed.

    One thing for sure, emails alone do not work. Each individual has to be called and followed. There are many who do not understand the gravity of the situation.

    If all current members can get five more guys to register. Goals can be met in no-time.





    anirudh74
    05-06 12:24 PM
    Expect wait time of 3-4 years.



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