Text From Last Night-Twilight Edition

Are there days whenever you just need a laugh? I have PLENTY of those! The Text From Last Night website definitely helps me out. I got the bright idea last night to search all things Twilight and boy did I get some good laughs! I am not going to post the ones that are super dirty because I don't want to be the one to corrupt children... If you are older, feel free to go look! ---Ashes