Breaking News! mySpace Sucks!

Also, I don't have a smartphone so I have no idea what foursquare is.  Except that it's for a smartphone.  I think.  That's what it said when I looked up foursqaure.  And something about earning badges?  Like in the scouts?  But with a smartphone?  For fun?  At least I know it sucks.  If animated logos are to be believed...